Hey, I’m Jake Settle, and it’s my very first year on the video staff, which means I’m still figuring out what half the buttons do, but I’m confidently pressing all of them anyway. I am super excited to cover food reviews and sports, mainly because I love eating and yelling at games, and now I can call it “journalism.” I play baseball for the school, and on the weekends I’m usually fishing or golfing- aka standing around outside pretending I know what I’m doing. My favorite food is Chipotle; my order is steak tacos. My big dream is to play college baseball someday, hopefully at a school with a lake nearby so I can keep “training” with my rod and a bag of snacks. P.S. I LOVE saying 41.      

Salutations. My name is Major Factor (It’s a pun), and I have a truck that I take people in. I am in tenth grade and it’s my first year in video. Some people in this class I have beef with (You know who you are). I am lucky at poker because I always hit a back door flush.  I’m NOT the watch reseller. I play football and I also hoop. This year, I want to make videos about insects and how to become 6’5″ and nonchalant. I do this for life. Peace. P.S I said prolly before it became mainstream.

Everyone, my name is James Hanson and I am pumped to be in video this year. I like being at my friends’ houses and playing poker but I would much rather be at home with my blankies and playing Roblox while giggling with my online girlfriend. I am in 10th grade and it is my second year in video class. I want to be a professional gambler and eat as much of my grandma’s fried rice as my body can hold. I WAS a good athlete in many different sports but I would rather be at home role playing with my cats. I play football, basketball, and tennis. I want to do videos on short films.